{"id":34,"date":"2026-02-07T08:46:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-07T07:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/?p=34"},"modified":"2026-02-15T19:10:21","modified_gmt":"2026-02-15T18:10:21","slug":"prison-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"Prison break"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ChatGPT-Image-7-fevr.-2026-10_52_07-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35\" srcset=\"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ChatGPT-Image-7-fevr.-2026-10_52_07-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ChatGPT-Image-7-fevr.-2026-10_52_07-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ChatGPT-Image-7-fevr.-2026-10_52_07-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/ChatGPT-Image-7-fevr.-2026-10_52_07.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bon ben \u00ab\u00a0ramasse la savonnette\u00a0\u00bb s&rsquo;est av\u00e9r\u00e9 \u00eatre beaucoup moins dr\u00f4le que ce que je pensais&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/statics.teams.cdn.office.net\/evergreen-assets\/personal-expressions\/v2\/assets\/emoticons\/cry\/default\/30_f.png?v=v18\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude22\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Je ne pourrai pas m&rsquo;assoir pendant au moins 3 jours&#8230;<br>En attendant j&rsquo;ai un plan pour sortir. D\u00e9d\u00e9 m&rsquo;a tatou\u00e9 le plan de la prison sur le dos&#8230;<br>J&rsquo;ai plus qu&rsquo;\u00e0 faire comme dans prison break et \u00e7a devrait \u00eatre facile&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bon ben \u00ab\u00a0ramasse la savonnette\u00a0\u00bb s&rsquo;est av\u00e9r\u00e9 \u00eatre beaucoup moins dr\u00f4le que ce que je pensais&nbsp; Je ne pourrai pas m&rsquo;assoir pendant au moins 3 jours&#8230;En attendant j&rsquo;ai un plan pour sortir. D\u00e9d\u00e9 m&rsquo;a tatou\u00e9 le plan de la prison sur le dos&#8230;J&rsquo;ai plus qu&rsquo;\u00e0 faire comme dans prison break et \u00e7a devrait \u00eatre facile&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-aventures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36,"href":"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/36"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliviertulet.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}